This One’s For The Timeline Rebels

How’s your timeline looking?

Married by 30?
Two kids by 34?
Mortgage? Pension? Sensible car?

F*ck that.

Welcome to the Timeline Escapee Club
Where we trade expectations for intuition,
Milestones for magic,
And other people’s comfort for our own f*cking joy.

You don’t have to live the way they taught you.
You don’t have to follow the map they handed you at 18.
You don’t have to be anywhere by any age to be valid.

You get to go off-script.
You get to write your own story.
You get to be wildly, wonderfully... late to everything
Except for your truth.

Yes, it might confuse your mum.
Yes, some friends won’t get it.
Yes, you’ll doubt yourself (a lot).

But guess what?

Freedom always looks like rebellion at first.

It looks like sleeping in when they’re sprinting.
Like solo travel instead of settling.
Like investing in your joy instead of a wedding fund.

OFH isn’t about being irresponsible
it’s about being irrepressibly yourself.

Unmapped. Unapologetic. Unf*ckwithable. (yep I made it a word).

So today, raise a glass (or a cacao) to every so-called detour, delay, and divine reroute.

You’re not behind.
You’re just building a life that makes you proud.

OFH Reminder:

Milestones are made-up. Magic is real.
Write your own f*cking timeline. 🌊

Start to OFH

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